
My junior year of high school, my formerly sporadic, mild acne that had been contained through measures like consistent courses of antibiotics and hormonal contraceptives bloomed into a case so severe that my dermatologist took one look at the constellation of painful, purple lumps dotting my jawline and declared it was finally time for Accutane. […]

“Millennials are entitled to a good life!” claims the entitled millennial, immediately drawing criticism from older readers who fire off short, snarky messages from their Galaxy Tabs. (Shout-out to Jim, an angry man with a Galaxy Tab who told me I’m a “woman who overcomplicates everything” and “a young person who has no common sense.” […]

As a former Hot Girl©, I am all too familiar with the financial trials and tribulations of attempting to maintain some semblance of an acceptable female appearance. In fact, I wrote about my devolution from a near-$400/month hot girl budget to effectively $0 here. I remember the most common experience all too well, and it […]